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（单词翻译）

Hey,guys. All right,here's the ring.

这就是戒指

Yes,yes! A thousand times,yes!

我愿意，我愿意，千百个愿意

Any ideas for the bachelor¹ party?

单身派对有想法了吗？

Before rings and bachelor parties,you have to decide who your best man will be.

托管戒指办派对前 应该先选个伴?吧？

Oh,it's awkward².

真尴尬，尴尬尴尬

I already asked Chandler.

我已经找钱德了

He got to do it at your first wedding.

什么？你上次结婚他就当过了

I figured you'd understand. I've known³ him longer.

我以为你会了解 我们认识比较久

I don't have any brothers. I'll never be a best man.

拜托啦，我没有兄弟 我永远都没机会了

You can be the best man when I get married.

你可以当我的伴?

I'll never get to be a best man!

我没机会了啦

Wait,wait.

等一下

So you'll be my best man twice, and I won't be yours at all?

我让你当两次 你一次也不让我当？

Of course,you can be my best man.

你当然可以当我的伴?

What about me? You said I could. -I'm not getting married!

那我呢？你说我可以当 我又没有要结婚

It's a question for science-fiction writers.

那是科幻小说要挑战的题材

I can't believe it's not me.

你居然不找我

How could it not be me? -I'm not even

你怎么可以不找我？ 我又没要… 我又没要…

You know what? That's it.

好了，够了

From now on, Joey will be my best man.

乔伊，从现在起你当我的伴?

Shame about you,though.

帅！不过你真的很烂