看老友记学英语 别当着我面亲热呀

（单词翻译）

None of that. Not while you're under my roof!

不准这样，还住在我屋里 就得守规矩

What?

什么？

Just because I know about you doesn't mean I like looking at it.

就算我知道内幕 也不代表我喜欢看你们亲热

Aren't you supposed to be at an audition¹?

你试镜不是还有一小时 才结束？

I'm sorry I'm not a middle-aged² black woman.

很抱歉我不是黑人欧巴桑

I'm also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.

而且还走错试镜场地

If I pretend to not know about you...

你们要我假装不知道

...then you pretend there's nothing to know.

就得假装你们没怎样

Sorry.

抱歉 对不起

I can hear that!

我听到了

Rachel's at work.

瑞秋还在上班

I can still hear you!

我还是听得到