《逗鸟外传》精讲 19为什么想当老板

（单词翻译）

Oh, it's so exciting. What can we expect from boss¹. Junior²?

太令人兴奋了。当老板有什么好处嘛？

Oh, you know that's top secret.

不可说，这可是高级机密

You can tell me. Come on. It's gonna be big!

你就告诉我嘛。好处是大大的有！

Like what? Like, what, how big? Like, what are you gonna do?

有多大？你要去做什么？

I prefer not to talk about it right now.

现在还不适合说

Do you not know? What?

你也不知道吧？什么？

Oh, my gosh. You don't know. I know.

天呐，你真的不知道。我知道。

If you don't know,then why do you wanna be boss?

既然你不知道会得到什么，那你为什么想当老板？

I know. You don't.Oh, man,you laugh when you're uncomfortable.No.

我知道。不，你不知道。得了吧，你感到不自在的时候会笑。哪有

Am I pushing your buttons? Uh, no.Yes, lam. Nah.No.

我能戳你吗？不行。可以。这不行。

Beep, beep, boop, boop...No, those aren't even where my buttons would be if I had buttons.Beep, beep, boop, boop...So, nice try.

biu...即使我有按钮，你戳的地方也不是我的按钮 biubiu...尽管试吧

I am programming³ you to tell me why you want to be boss.

我在竭力让你告诉我你为什么那么想当老板

I love robots, so this is fun.

我爱机器人，所以这十分有趣

We're having a good time together.Why do you wanna be boss?Why do you wanna be boss?Back off!

我们在一起非常愉快, 你到底为什么想当老板啊？ 别问了！

Wow! Well, that was funny.You almost died.

哇哦，也是挺有趣的，你差点就死了

I guess the lesson we learned⁴ today is don't ask me why I want to be boss, right?Okay, good talk. Good talk.

今天的这个教训告诉我们不要问我为什么想当老板，对吧？没错，相谈甚欢