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幽默世界 HUMOUR（2）

时间：2005-08-16 16:00:00

（单词翻译:单击）

 

Imitation

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.
"well,sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
Shortly afterwards Dad came in from the office,complaining of a headache. "That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."

模仿

一个男孩放学回家时，觉得肚子痛。“来，坐下，吃点点心，”妈妈说，“你肚子痛是因为肚子是空的。吃点东西，就会好的。”
一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回来了，说是头痛。“你头痛是因为脑袋是空的，”他聪明的儿子说：“里面装点东西，就会好的。”

Who Should Be Given the Gift?

A father of five children came home with a toy,summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present,"Who is the most obedient,never talks back to Mother and does everything he or she is told?" he inquired.
There was silence,and then a chorus of voices:"You play with it, Daddy!"

礼物该给谁？

一位有五个孩子的父亲带着一件玩具回到家里，把孩子们召集起来问这件礼物该给谁。“谁最听话，从不和妈妈顶嘴，让干什么就干什么？”他问道。
大家都不吭声。过了一会儿，孩子们异口同声地说：“爸爸，您玩吧。”


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0 imitation pktyu     
n.模仿；仿制，仿制品；赝品
参考例句：
  • It's not real leather;it's only an imitation.那不是真皮，只不过是仿制品。
  • Young children learn how to speak by imitation.儿童通过模仿学说话。
0 afterwards LK0y3     
adv.然后，后来地
参考例句：
  • Afterwards he went abroad.之后他到国外去了。
  • We saw the film and afterwards walked home together. 我们看了电影后一起走回了家。
0 came xTYyl     
v.动词come的过去式
参考例句：
  • I was surprised why he came here so early.他为什么那么早到这里，我很惊奇。
  • The doctor came in time to save his life.医生及时来抢救他的生命。
0 father 7l3xU     
n.父亲；创始人，发明者；(Father)神父
参考例句：
  • One day a letter from my father arrived at the school.有一天，学校收到了我父亲的一封信。
  • My father often speaks of my grandmother.我爸爸常常提起我的祖母。
0 said IYtxh     
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
0 shortly ZyZwd     
adv.立即，不久；简略地，简言之
参考例句：
  • You go along with him. I'll come shortly.你陪陪他，我马上就来。
  • He answered my questions rather shortly.他相当简慢地回答我的问题。
0 had FeBxb     
vbl.have的过去式和过去分词；conj.有
参考例句：
  • I just had a good idea!我有个好主意！
  • The boy had a small branch of a tree in his hand.这个男孩手上拿一条小树枝。
0 pain V4Hz6     
n.痛苦，疼，痛，劳苦，努力；vt.使痛苦；vi.作痛
参考例句：
  • Bad teeth often cause pain. 坏牙常引起疼痛。
  • The patient cried with pain. 那病人痛苦地哭喊。
0 was bglwv     
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
0 headache fdgxx     
n.头痛，令人头痛之事
参考例句：
  • I had a headache this morning,but I'm all right now.我今天早上头疼，但现在好了。
  • I got up with a terrible headache this morning.我今早起来时头疼得厉害。
0 mother dE0xW     
n.母亲，妈妈
参考例句：
  • My mother gave me a kiss on the forehead.妈妈吻了我的前额。
  • Where is my mother?我的妈妈在哪里？
0 everything 8nUx3     
pron.每件事，每件东西
参考例句：
  • I hope everything is going well with you.我希望你事事如意。
  • He does well in everything.他样样做得好。
0 stomach MuiwU     
n.胃；v.忍受，容忍；vt.承受，忍受
参考例句：
  • I often feel a pain in my stomach.我经常胃疼。
  • You have to have a strong stomach to eat this food.要想吃这种食物，得不恶心才行。
0 went 9gjw5     
v.go的过去式
参考例句：
  • We often went fishing last year.去年我们经常去钓鱼。
  • She went upstairs at once.她立即上楼去了。
0 bright NSPyo     
adj.明亮的；聪明的
参考例句：
  • The moon is round and bright.月亮又圆又亮。
  • She's a bright child.她是个聪明的孩子。
0 something rwmw2     
pron.某事，某物；被视为有意义的事物
参考例句：
  • Something is wrong with the machine.那机器有点问题。
  • She seems worried about something.她似乎为某事担心。
0 most 9nczju     
adj.最多的（many，much的最高级）
参考例句：
  • Most students like pop songs.大多数学生喜欢流行歌曲。
  • Math is the most difficult.数学是最难的。
0 got wfuxi     
v.(get的过去式)得到，猜到，明白
参考例句：
  • I just got some bad news.我刚得到一些坏消息。
  • I have got far too much work to do.我要做的事太多了。
0 chorus urozX     
n.合唱，合唱队，齐声
参考例句：
  • Never before have I heard this song sung in chorus.我从来没有听过这首歌的合唱。
  • The children repeated the words after her in chorus.孩子们跟她齐声朗读单词。
0 inquired 3a6e8d6613cca998d71be4a61c259e80     
打听，询问( inquire的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
  • He has inquired out the deployment of the enemy troops. 他已查出敌军的兵力部署情况。
  • The pilot inquired about the weather condition. 这飞行员查问天气情况。
0 empty HpPxb     
n.空的东西，空物；adj.空的，空虚的，空腹的；v.倒空，使...空；（计算机）空的
参考例句：
  • The restaurant was nearly empty.餐馆里空荡荡的。
  • The car park is empty.停车场是空的。
0 gift rgAxG     
n.礼物，礼品；天赋，才能；v.赠送，授予，使有天赋
参考例句：
  • It is a birthday gift.这是件生日礼物。
  • He had a gift for painting.他有画画的天赋。
0 given tsNzSl     
adj.赠予的，沉溺的，特定的，假设的；vbl.give的过去分词
参考例句：
  • This was given me as a birthday gift.这是给我的生日礼物。
  • He was given every chance to try the job.他得到一切可能的机会去试做这件事。
0 hurting a7ea886ca6dcfc44c7c227ce77d1988d     
v.弄痛( hurt的现在分词 )；使受伤；使伤心；使受皮肉之苦
参考例句：
  • How can I atone for hurting your feelings? 我伤害了你的感情，该怎样来弥补我的过错呢？ 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
  • He squeezed very hard, hurting her and making her beg for mercy. “你胖得像肥猪，”他以厌恶的语气说。 来自教父部分
0 schoolboy 9jLzMI     
n.(中、小学的)男学生，学童
参考例句：
  • Tom is an 8-year-old schoolboy.汤姆是个八岁的男生。
  • Bob is a fine type of schoolboy.鲍勃是男生的典范。
0 because EQXyl     
conj.由于，因为
参考例句：
  • Because his car is old.因为他的汽车旧了。
  • He was late because of an accident.他是因事故而迟到的。