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双语笑话－Coincidence 巧合

时间：2008-12-14 07:05:04

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        A woman was1 singing. One of the guest2 criticized3 the singer to the man beside him.

　　"What a terrible4 voice5." He said6. "Do you know who she is?"

　　"Yes." the man beside him answered. "She is my wife7."

　　"Oh, I'm sorry." he said. "Of course8 her voice is not bad, but the song is too bad. I wonder9 who wrote10 that awful11 song."

　　"I did12." said the man.

        台上一个女士正在放声高歌，台下的一个听众跟他旁边的一个男人抱怨说，“这是什么嗓子啊？你知道她是谁吗？”

        那个男人回答，“她是我老婆。”

      “哦，抱歉，抱歉，我的意思是说她嗓子不差，就是曲子太难听了。我真是想不到谁会写出这么难听的曲子呢？”

        那个男人回答，“是我写的！”

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1 was bglwv     
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
2 guest CeIxt     
n.客人，宾客，顾客，旅客
参考例句：
  • We must prepare a room for our guest.我们必须为客人预备一个房间。
  • He is an unwelcome guest.他是个不受欢迎的客人。
3 criticized cd090bd19b91ceda44ac52b6b996b535     
vt.批评(criticize的过去式)v.评论，批评( criticize的过去式和过去分词 )
参考例句：
  • The decision was criticized by environmental groups. 这个决定受到了环保团体的批评。
  • The movie has been criticized for apparently legitimizing violence. 这部电影因明显地美化暴力而受到了指责。
4 terrible upuwF     
adj.可怕的，糟糕的，极其的
参考例句：
  • I think you've made a terrible mistake.我认为你犯了一个严重的错误。
  • This is a terrible idea.这是一个可怕的想法。
5 voice weUzqh     
n.说话声；声音
参考例句：
  • Her voice was music to my ears.她的声音听起来就像音乐。
  • That song doesn't suit her voice.那首歌不适合她的嗓子。
6 said IYtxh     
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
7 wife IgdwQ     
n.妻子，太太，老婆
参考例句：
  • She is my wife.她是我妻子。
  • He is a tall man but his wife is a short woman.他是个子很高的男人，但他妻子很矮。
8 course 1zcx6     
n.课程，讲座，过程，路线，一道(菜)
参考例句：
  • The college course was then cut to three years.大学学制那时缩短到三年。
  • Of course,I don't always sleep in the afternoons.当然，我并不总是在下午睡觉。
9 wonder uf6we     
v.惊奇；惊讶；(对...)感到怀疑
参考例句：
  • I wonder why he is late.我想知道他为什么迟到。
  • No wonder it's a wonder.怪不得这是一个奇迹。
10 wrote pf8wI     
v.（write的过去式）写
参考例句：
  • She wrote the music and he wrote the book.她作曲子，他写歌词。
  • He wrote back that he was too busy to join us.他回信说他太忙不能参加我们的活动。
11 awful lNOzD     
adj.极坏的；极讨厌的；令人畏惧的，可怕的；威严的，庄重的；极度的，非常的
参考例句：
  • The weather is awful today.今天天气坏透了。
  • An awful accident has happened.发生了一起可怕的意外事故。
12 did SvwxP     
v.动词do的过去式
参考例句：
  • How many goals did you score in the last game?上一场比赛你们进了几个球？
  • Why did you choose basketball in the first place?你为何首先选择篮球呢？