英语笑话－最后的坦诚 Dying Man

（单词翻译:单击）

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided¹ to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."

His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?"

中文译文：

　　一个男人在临死之前向他的妻子倾诉说：“我死之前必须告诉你一些事情的真相。在我们的整个婚姻中，我一直都在欺骗你。在那些我告诉你我会工作到很晚的夜里，我是和其他女人在一起。而且还不止一个女人。我曾经和很多女人睡过觉。

　　他的妻子平静地看着他，说道：“你为什么没有想到是我给你下的毒药呢？”

来源：英文阅读网