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• 1.英文笑话【1】
• TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师...
• 2.英文笑话【2】
• I'M NOT HAVING IT ALL CUT OFF. Miles sometime went to the barber's during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: c...
• 3.英文笑话【3】
• I CAN GO HOME. One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit...
• 4.英文笑话【4】
• BUYING A HAT A lady went to a hat shop to buy a hat. As she was very fussy, it took her a long time to pick on one. Already at the end of his patience...
• 5.英文笑话【5】
• ONLY A FEW WORDS At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. ...
• 6.英文笑话【6】
• TWO HEARTS BEATING Nurse: How do you feel after your operation? Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me. Nurse: No wonder...
• 7.美第一夫人调侃总统笑话连篇
• InthemiddleoftellingajokethatmostattheannualWhiteHouseCorrespondentsAssociationdinnerhadheardbefore,presidentBushwasinterruptedbytheFirstLadyLauraBush...
• 8.哈哈英语---校园幽默四则
• 1. Two Birds Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but ...
• 9.爆笑英文版三字经(儿童不宜)
• 人之初：At the begining of life. 性本善：Sex is good. 性相近：Basically,all the sex are same. 习相远：But it depends on how the way you do it. 苟不教...
• 10.孔子印名片
• 得知国际汉学研讨会邀请自己到美国赴会作专题演讲，孔子很高兴。为了能和国际接轨，老先生决定印盒 名片。 文具店老板说：“您老的名片要有英汉双...