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• 1.英语笑话选(2)
• English Jokes Selections (2) 五 A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful ...
• 2.英语竟能如此搞笑
• 一 有一对外国老夫妇到内蒙古农村住了下来。因为村里的人无法和他们交流，老夫妇很寂寞，就养了一只猫。一天早上 ，老夫妇正梳理猫毛，一个人从旁...
• 3.老师与学生对话时候闹出来的笑话
• 1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America. GEORGE: Here it is! TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS: George! 2. ...
• 4.超速的理由
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• 5.英语小幽默-1
• FineforParking Tell me again," asked the judge, "why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully(尊敬地), "Because, Your Honor, it sa...
• 6.英语小幽默-2
• MyFather'sAshes A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to m...
• 7.Man and Woman
• Smart(精明的) man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb(愚蠢的) woman = pregnancy(怀孕) Dumb man + smart woman = affair Dumb man + dumb woman = mar...
• 8.You and Your Boss
• When you take a long time, you're slow. When your boss takes a long time, he's thorough. When you don't do it, you're lazy. When your boss doesn't do ...
• 9.Before and After You fall in love
• BEFORE - You take my breath away AFTER - I feel like I'm suffocating(窒息) BEFORE - Twice a night AFTER - Twice a month BEFORE - She says she loves th...
• 10.You and Your Computer( 你和你的电脑）
• It is time to reassess your relationship with your computer when....（到了重新评价你和你的电脑的关系时候了当......) 1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the...