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• 1.The Man Who Loved Beans
• Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terriblepassion for baked beans. He loved them, but they alwayshad an embarrassing and somewhat lively r...
• 2.More Polite
• A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladi...
• 3.In Stitches
• Three pregnant women are knitting sweaters for their babies when one of them takes a pill. The second one says, What was that?The first one says, Vita...
• 4.Eve's Problem
• One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, Lord, I have a problem!What's the problem, Eve?Lord, I know you've created me and have provided t...
• 5.My Lawyer
• A guy phones a law office and says: I want to speakto my lawyer. The receptionist replies, I'm sorrybut he died last week.The next day he phones again...
• 6.Indecent Exposure
• A woman was walking down the street with her blouse openand her right breast hanging out. A cop was approachingfrom about a block away, thinking to hi...
• 7.Bill Gates Dies
• Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being judged by God, who was undecided whether to admit Gates to Heaven or send him t...
• 8.The history of public communication system
• German scientists dug 50 meters down and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that the an...
• 9.Little Old Lady
• A young man was walking through a super market to pick upa few things when he noticed an old lady following him. Pardon me, she said. I'm sorry if my ...
• 10.The Blue Suit
• A woman went into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She told the director that she wanted her husband to be buried in a d...