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• 1.艾伦脱口秀第268期:重返百老汇
• Now,will you like,Do you work out,or are you athletic as a kid?Oh,no,no no no.No? 那你现在还像小时候那样锻炼身体么 噢 没有 没有 没有吗 I really wasn't...
• 2.艾伦脱口秀第267期:收视很好的节目
• And have you bought your mother a car or anything like that yet? 那你给你妈妈买车或者其他类似的东西了吗 No,no.No,I mean,I sounded like I've been sting...
• 3.艾伦脱口秀第266期:前所未有的礼物
• Pretty much,Pretty much.You know,my sister actually has a son Michel 多少都会的啦 你知道吧 我的妹妹有个儿子Michel and he looks a lot like me,especiall...
• 4.艾伦脱口秀第265期:找话题跟别人聊天
• where's your mother? where's your mother? My mother's right there 你妈妈呢 你妈妈在哪儿呢 我妈妈就在那儿啊 There she is,she is here. Hi,I've asked eve...
• 5.艾伦脱口秀第264期:太让人钦佩了
• that's not hard that's that's the,my back is so far you can iron a shirt on my back 一点都不难吧 你们看看 我的背几乎没有弧度 都可以在上面熨衣服了 and ...
• 6.艾伦脱口秀第263期:第一夫人是个大话唠
• All right,the first lady was just huge talk trash 好吧 第一夫人真是个大话唠 So we did push-ups,and there spontaneously I did 20 and she did 25 所以我...
• 7.艾伦脱口秀第262期:比拼俯卧撑
• we should done the focus group first,cause now we got thousand of this things 我们售点小组应该提前行动的 因为现在我们弄了成千上万这种东西 So if you wa...
• 8.艾伦脱口秀第261期:情人节主题
• All right yesterday was superbowl Sunday that means today is classical joke Monday 那么昨天是超级碗星期天 这就意味着今天是经典笑话星期一 Oh,it's popul...
• 9.艾伦脱口秀第260期:展示大家的照片
• Osteria IIson,is that right?Yes Osteria IIson 这么读对吗 对的 how do you feel all those picture I just show to everybody else?I'm scared,I bet you are...
• 10.艾伦脱口秀第259期:艾伦的铁杆粉丝
• Look the trama type look on her face already 你看她脸就像已经有伤了一样 You'd better save for therapy I tell you that right now 我告诉你 你得找医生求...