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• 1.艾伦脱口秀第38期:独特的幽默感
• live and anything can happen.As you just said. 因为是现场 神马都可能发生 就像你刚刚说的 You get hurt. - Right.They wanna see people get hurt.They wann...
• 2.艾伦脱口秀第37期:摇滚芭比
• No. You are handsome handsome couple.But wait a minute.The Hedwig and the Angry Inch. 你俩真是天作之合啊 不过先等下 你的摇滚芭比 Are you done now?Yeah...
• 3.艾伦脱口秀第36期:永远闪闪惹人爱
• Knock knock.Who's there?Orange.Orange, who?Orange...glad I didn't say banana. 叩 叩 是谁 橙子 哪个橙子 橙子 真高兴我没说是香蕉 I said it wrong.You are...
• 4.艾伦脱口秀第35期:入不敷出
• Well, I didn't want to just,you know, stand there, looking creepy after you told me no. 你知道 在你跟我说了不用陪你之后 我就不想傻站在那 感觉怪怪的 I ...
• 5.艾伦脱口秀第34期:简直帅呆了
• I can't believe no one else stopped. 我不敢相信当时居然没人停车 But really it's a good thing that you happened to be driving by at that moment. 不过碰...
• 6.艾伦脱口秀第33期:完全歇斯底里
• And so, he said you need to get away from your car immediately. 然后他说 你得离你的车远点 Your car is on fire.And I realized, okay, this is more than ...
• 7.艾伦脱口秀第32期:肾上腺素直往上飙
• So you get out of the car.You grab Ben, obviously. 所以你赶紧出来了 当然 抱着本 It's freezing, probably.Minnesota. 当时肯定冻死了吧 在明尼苏达 It was ...
• 8.艾伦脱口秀第31期:平生最可怕的事
• Last week while driving with her one-year old son 今天的第一位嘉宾 上周带着 our first guest experienced the most frightening event of her life. 她一岁...
• 9.艾伦脱口秀第30期:真是很幸运
• How much about these beads please?Okay.A lot of thing you have, right?Don't worry about it. 这些珠子多少钱 好的 买了不少啊 是吧 不要担心 That's not wh...
• 10.艾伦脱口秀第29期:光芒万丈
• Hi.Hi, Oprah. Happy Mardi Gras I'm... I'm not Oprah, and I'm trying to do a show right here. 嗨 .嗨 奥普拉 狂欢节快乐 我 我不是奥普拉 我这正做节目呢 I...