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• 1.英语笑话：English Joke - Good News & Bad News
• A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, I have some good news and some bad news. The man says, OK, give me the good news first. ...
• 2.英语笑话：English Joke - $100 Bill
• A: Why are you late? B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? B: No, I was standing on it....
• 3.英语笑话：English Joke - Coins
• A guy says to his friend, Guess how many coins I have in my pocket. The friend says, If I guess right, will you give me one of them? The first guy say...
• 4.英语笑话：Two More Riddles
• Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano. Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire S...
• 5.英语笑话：Two More "Dialog" Jokes
• A: I was born in California. B: Which part? A: All of me. A: Excuse me. Do you know the way to the zoo? B: No, I'm sorry I don't. A: Well, it's two bl...
• 6.英语笑话：School Jokes
• The mother says to her daughter, Did you enjoy your first at school? The daughter answers, First day? Do you mean I have to go back again tomorrow? Pr...
• 7.英语笑话：English Joke - Looking for a Wife
• Fred is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife? Fred repl...
• 8.英语笑话：English Joke - Call Me a Taxi
• A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi....
• 9.英语笑话：English Joke - Baby Brother
• Two children are talking. A: Meet my new born brother. B: Oh, he is so handsome! What's his name? A: I don't know. I can't understand a word he says....
• 10.英语笑话：The Trains Are Always Late
• A man was complaining to a railroad engineer. What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. The railroad engineer replied. ...