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• 1.伍迪单口相声精选 第10期:艾格斯·本尼迪克特Eggs Benedict
• I had once a pain in the chestal area. 有一次我胸口部位很疼。 Now, I was sure it was heartburn, y'know, 'cause at that time I was married and my wife ...
• 2.伍迪单口相声精选 第9期:科幻电影The Science Fiction Film
• I wrote a science fiction film which I'll tell you about. 我来给你们讲讲我写的一部科幻电影吧。 It's ten after four in the afternoon, and everybody in ...
• 3.伍迪单口相声精选 第8期:不幸福的童年Unhappy Childhood
• I was talking about this on TV last week. I escape always into a rich fantasy life, that comes from an unhappy childhood. 上周我就在电视里谈论过这个。...
• 4.伍迪单口相声精选 第7期:绑架Kidnapped
• I was kidnapped once. I was standing in front of my schoolyard, and a black sedan pulls up. 我曾经遭到过绑架。当时我正站在校园前面，有一辆黑色的轿车驶...
• 5.伍迪单口相声精选 第6期:驼鹿The Moose
• I shot a moose, once. I was hunting up -state New York, and I shot a moose, and I strap him on to the fender of my car. 曾打到过一头驼鹿。我到纽约的西...
• 6.伍迪单口相声精选 第5期:机械物体Mechanical Objects
• Someone asked me if I would tell this story. A long time ago...It's a wierd story. 有人问我会不会说下面这个故事。那是很久以前的事了，一个很诡异的故事...
• 7.伍迪单口相声精选 第4期:大师雷纳尔多The Great Renaldo
• Listen to this. I was watching one night the Ed Sullivan Show, and Sullivan had on a hypnotist called The Great Renaldo. 听听这则故事。有天晚上我正在...
• 8.伍迪单口相声精选 第3期:第二次婚姻Second Marriage
• Which I think brings me to my main...conclusion here, that is that I got married, that's the biggest thing that's happened to me over the last...I got...
• 9.伍迪单口相声精选 第2期:拉斯维加斯Vegas
• In addition to my vodka ad, I also played Las Vegas for the first time. 除了我的伏特加广告，我还第一次去了拉斯维加斯玩。 You see I'm not a gambler, yo...
• 10.伍迪单口相声精选 第1期:伏特加广告The Vodka Ad
• Mr. Woody Allen. 请伍迪艾伦先生。 Thank you. Let me start at the very beginning. I did a vodka ad, that's the first important thing. 谢谢。我还是从头...