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Men, summed up:
The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men,have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice menwith money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhatheterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and havesome money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy andNEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
The men who never make the first move, automatically loseinterest in us when we take the initiative.
NOW ... WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?
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understands
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| v.懂,理解( understand的第三人称单数 );了解;默认;听说 | |
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| n.上帝,神;被极度崇拜的人或物 | |
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ugly
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| adj.丑陋的,难看的 | |
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handsome
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| adj.英俊的,大方的,美观的 | |
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| adv.从不,决不,不曾; | |
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hell
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| n.地狱,阴间;用以咒骂或表示愤怒,不满 | |
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initiative
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| n.主动性,首创精神,主动权(的行动),倡议 | |
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automatically
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| adv.不加思索地,无意识地,自动地 | |
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| pron.一些,某物;adv.多少,几分 | |
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move
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| vt.移动;感动;vi.移动;运行;n.走棋;步骤 | |
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cowards
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| 胆小鬼,懦夫( coward的名词复数 ) | |
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beautiful
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| adj.美的,美丽的;出色的,完美的 | |
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money
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married
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| adv.在外面;n.外面,外部;prep.无,没有 | |
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gay
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| adj.同性恋的;色彩鲜艳的;n.(男)同性恋者 | |
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| adv.仅仅,只不过;adj.唯一的;conj.可是,不过 | |
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shy
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| adj.害羞的,胆怯的,迟疑的;vi.惊退,畏缩,乱投;vt.乱投;n.投掷;惊避 | |
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| adj.足够的;adv.足够地,完全地;pron.足够,受够 | |
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