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A Finally A Smart Blonde Joke

时间：2010-06-02 01:39:35

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    A blonde walks into a New York City Bank and asks for the loan officer.
    She says she is going to Europe on business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
    The bank officer says he will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a brand new Porsche (保时捷跑车）parked out the front of the bank.
    With the title and paper work all checked out, the bank agrees to accept the car as security for the loan.
    The loan officer drives the new Porsche into the bank's underground garage and park's it there.
    Two week's later the blonde returns, repays the $5,000's she loaned, and $15.40 interest that accumulated. The loan officer approaches the blonde and says "We here at the bank are very happy that this transaction has worked out, but while you were away, I checked you out, and I'm a littlepuzzled. I found out that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles me is why you would bother to borrow $5,000.
    The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for 15 bucks(美元）?"


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0 transaction OnAwE     
n.处理，交易，相互作用
参考例句：
  • He was twenty dollars in pocket by the transaction.他在这笔生意中赚了20美元。
  • He left the transaction of the matter to his secretary.他把这件事交给秘书办理。
0 front nhpxq     
adj.前面的；n.前面，正面；前线；v.面对，朝向
参考例句：
  • She sits in front of me.她坐在我前面。
  • This is our front garden.这是我们的前花园。
0 needs znUzC6     
adv.必需，一定，务必
参考例句：
  • She wasn't yet attuned to her baby's needs. 她还没有熟悉她宝宝的需要。
  • Your hair needs a good comb. 你的头发得好好梳理一下。
0 interest bRbzu     
v.引起…关注；使…感兴趣
参考例句：
  • She lost interest in him.她对他失去兴趣。
  • He developed an interest in science.他养成了对科学的兴趣。
0 business 1ScyK     
n.商业， 买卖， 交易， 生意， 事情， 事物， 营业， 商行
参考例句：
  • My father built his business on years of hard work. 我父亲多年奋斗创立了自己的事业。
  • We must finish up this business in a day or two. 我们必须在一两天内把这事结束。
0 title locwU     
n.头衔，名称，标题，所有权，资格，冠军；vt.赋予称号，加标题于；adj.标题的
参考例句：
  • I don't think I am worthy of such an honourable title.这样的光荣称号，我可担当不起。
  • She has won the title of the world's champion.她获得了世界冠军的称号。
0 replies 30d6d9cf8c5a7fc1520d8f28185c60a2     
n.回答，答复( reply的名词复数 )；反应；报复（行动）；[法律]答辩v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的第三人称单数 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
  • He would give only monosyllabic replies, such as "Yes" and "No". 他只肯给予极简短的回答，例如“是”和“否”。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • "Never mind, " he replies, "1'm not afraid of infection. “病有什么要紧呢，我是不怕传染的。” 来自汉英文学 - 中国现代小说
0 while IeZz7W     
conj.当…的时候；而；虽然；尽管 n.一会儿
参考例句：
  • In a short while,the cat ate up the fish.不久，那只猫便将鱼吃个精光。
  • He teaches English in the school all the while.他一直在这所学校里教英语。
0 brand bRcyY     
n.商标，烙印，污名；v.打上烙印，铭记；玷污
参考例句：
  • This is a very good brand of tea.这种牌子的茶叶很好。
  • What brand would you like?您要什么牌子的？
0 weeks ae60f11ab51860bdb22794a943335a34     
n.一星期，周( week的名词复数 )；工作周（一个星期中的工作时间）
参考例句：
  • We spent three blissful weeks away from work. 我们无忧无虑地度了三个星期的假。
  • In some cases people have had to wait several weeks for an appointment. 在某些情况下，人们必须等上好几周才能得到约见。
0 city rVdyB     
n.市；城市；都市
参考例句：
  • Taipei city is an international city.台北市是国际都市。
  • Do you like living in the city?你喜欢住在都市里吗？
0 approaches eaf0e0df2fdef730afe3cc9ee73f0439     
n.（处理问题、完成任务的）方法( approach的名词复数 )；近似（值）v.接近，走近，靠近( approach的第三人称单数 )；（在性质、数量、质量、情形、时间等方面）近似；接洽；使移近
参考例句：
  • The two approaches are fundamentally different. 这两个处理方法完全不同。
  • He approaches to the character of the ablest statesman. 他具有近乎最能干的政治家的品质。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 underground sk5wv     
n.地下，地铁，地道；秘密活动；adj.地下的，秘密的；adv.在地下，秘密地
参考例句：
  • His father is a member of the underground.他父亲是一名地下组织的成员。
  • There is an underground park here.这里有一个地下停车场。
0 blonde qR0ya     
adj.金发的；金发碧眼的
参考例句：
  • My younger brother married a blonde.我弟弟娶了个白肤金发碧眼的女人。
  • The lady was young,blonde,and dressed in blue.这位女士年轻，皮肤白皙，穿着蓝色的衣服。
0 bank FP5yI     
n.银行，堤，岸
参考例句：
  • Where is the nearest bank?最近的银行在哪里？
  • Time is a river with no bank.时间是一条无岸之流。
0 accumulated 5f926b5475963464445c0d2055786b5f     
adj. 累积的 动词accumulate的过去式和过去分词形式
参考例句：
  • I seem to have accumulated a lot of books. 我好像已经收集了很多书。
  • All his accumulated nervous agitation was discharged on Maud like a thunderbolt. 他那蓄积已久的怒气，就像雷电般倾泻在莫德身上。
0 puzzles 5kazd3     
n.智力测验，智力玩具，谜( puzzle的名词复数 )；难题；令人费解的事[人]；谜一般的事物v.使迷惑，使难解( puzzle的第三人称单数 )；为难，伤脑筋，苦思
参考例句：
  • a book of puzzles for children 儿童谜语书
  • He shows a great interest in crossword puzzles. 他对填字游戏表现出很大兴趣。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 would 8fPwB     
aux.will的过去式；愿，要；常常；大概；将要，会
参考例句：
  • Why would you say that?为什么你会这么说？
  • Would you please help me?你能帮帮我吗？
0 work OoOyu     
n.工作，劳动
参考例句：
  • We all work hard.我们都努力工作。
  • Her work is to take care of the children.她的工作是照料好孩子。
0 garage nhrxN     
n.汽车库，汽车间，汽车修理厂
参考例句：
  • There is a garage in the southeast corner of his house.他房子的东南角有一个车房。
  • The garage did such a bad repair.修车厂的活干得如此之差。
0 repays 844c9fddf0b2997899bff97de09ef317     
偿还( repay的第三人称单数 )； 付还； 报答； 酬报
参考例句：
  • It repays your labour well. 你的付出会得到回报的。
  • It troubles you for an hour, it repays you by immortality. 它打扰你一小时，偿还给你的却是不朽的生命。
0 away bP3ym     
adv.在远处， 到远处， 离去
参考例句：
  • Tell me why you go away?告诉我你为什么离开？
  • He brushed away the rubbish.他把垃圾扫掉。
0 returns 7fff84525c6516919851a9005373f87e     
n.回复( return的名词复数 )；利润；偿还v.返回，回来( return的第三人称单数 )；恢复；还；归还
参考例句：
  • I have organized the cleaning on a day-to-day basis , until our usual cleaner returns. 我已安排了在清洁工回来之前每天的清洁工作。
  • I'm acting as deputy till the manager returns. 我在经理回来之前代行他的职务。
0 loan w0RxB     
n.贷款；借出的东西；借；vt.借出；贷予
参考例句：
  • I asked the bank to help me with a loan.我请银行给我一笔贷款。
  • Has the bank okayed your request for a loan?银行批准你的贷款要求了吗？
0 borrow LRLyI     
vt.借，借入，借用；vi.借
参考例句：
  • Can I borrow two books at a time?我可以一次借两本书吗？
  • You can borrow this dictionary from the library.你可以从图书馆借到这本字典。
0 Europe CtKz9J     
n.欧洲
参考例句：
  • Have you traveled in Europe?你到欧洲旅行过吗？
  • We're planning to visit Europe this summer.我们正打算今年夏天去欧洲旅行。
0 loaned 02ff2e0ceb9b075b8d2a1fc79e0ad007     
v.借出，贷与（尤指钱）( loan的过去式和过去分词 )；出借（贵重物品给博物馆等）
参考例句：
  • I have loaned his bicycle. 我把他的自行车给借出去了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • The ground was loaned out for numerous events including pop concerts. 场地被借用来搞过无数活动，包括流行音乐会。 来自辞典例句
0 agrees d43481e5e0c6bdb0cc39c65347dea736     
v.同意，赞同( agree的第三人称单数 )；[语法学]（在性、数、人称或格方面）一致；相同；和睦相处
参考例句：
  • His explanation agrees with the facts of the situation. 他的解释与实情相符。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • He is so tame that he agrees with everybody. 他很随和，总是顺从他人的意见。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 going dsHzY9     
n.去，离去，地面(或道路)的状况，工作情况；(复数形式）goings: 行为；adj.进行中的，流行的，现存的
参考例句：
  • We're going to listen to a report this afternoon. 今天下午我们要去听报告。
  • He hates leaving the office and going on holiday.他不愿离开办公室去度假。
0 found 8i5xD     
v.建立，创立，创办；vbl.(find的过去分词)找到
参考例句：
  • I found him at home.我发现他在家。
  • The United Nations was found in 1945.联合国于1945年成立。
0 need 7GIxk     
vt.需要，要；aux.必须，不得不；n.需要，必要；需用的东西，需求
参考例句：
  • We'll be happy to help if you need us.如果你需要的话，我们将乐意帮助。
  • There is no need to shout angry words at me.用不着冲我嚷。
0 as pNiyL     
conj.按照；如同
参考例句：
  • He got work in a hotel as a waiter.他在一家旅馆找到了当服务生的工作。
  • In the hotel,the old men were drinking away as usual.在旅馆里，这些老人和往常一样喝个不停。
0 later vpyzAr     
adv.过后，后来；adj.以后的，更后的，较晚的
参考例句：
  • He didn't turn up until half an hour later.半小时后他才出现。
  • This part of the hospital was built on later.医院的这个部分是后来增建的。
0 keys fpezkG     
n.（乐曲的）调( key的名词复数 )；钥匙；键；题解
参考例句：
  • She managed to catch the keys as they fell. 她接住了落下的钥匙。
  • She opened the drawer and ferreted around for her keys. 她打开抽屉，翻找她的钥匙。
0 worked CegzHA     
adj.处理过的，作装饰用的v.（使）工作( work的过去式和过去分词 )；（使）运作；运转；（使）产生效果
参考例句：
  • It worked contrariwise—first you dialled the number, then you put the money in. 这部电话的操作方式相反，即先拨通号码，然后投入钱币。
  • Initially, the system worked well. 开始时系统运转良好。
0 drives 2b764bafdbf32ae530608c3ff8b2fd3b     
v.强迫( drive的第三人称单数 )；驱使；驱赶；消除；驾车快于，驾车技术胜过( outdrive的第三人称单数 )
参考例句：
  • People who drives when they are drunk should be heavily penalised. 醉酒驾车的人应受重罚。 来自《简明英汉词典》
  • He drives like a maniac; I'm sure he'll cause an accident. 他发疯似地开飞车，我肯定他将出车祸。 来自《现代英汉综合大词典》
0 officer tvdy6     
n.军官；(政府的) 官员
参考例句：
  • His father is a police officer.他父亲是警官。
  • Behind him an officer stood in the doorway.在他的背后，一个军官已站在门口。
0 security iTdzh     
n.安全，安全感；防护措施；保证(金)，抵押(品)；债券，证券
参考例句：
  • A security guard brought him down with a flying tackle.一名保安人员飞身把他抱倒。
  • There was tight security at the airport when the President's plane landed.总统的专机降落时，机场的保安措施很严密。
0 bother rRuyM     
vt.烦扰，迷惑；vi.烦恼，操心；n.麻烦，纠纷，讨厌的人
参考例句：
  • Don't bother about getting dinner for me.别为我做饭麻烦了。
  • You needn't bother to lock the door.你不用费心去锁门。
0 accept LIgyY     
vt.接受，领受；认可，同意；vi.同意，认可
参考例句：
  • Please accept me as a friend.请把我当作朋友。
  • Please accept it as a present.请把它作为一件礼物收下。
0 checked checked     
adj.方格图案的；受阻的；封闭的v.检查，核对(check的过去式和过去分词)
参考例句：
  • The police checked all windows and doors for signs of forcible entry. 警察检查了所有的门窗以寻找强行闯入的痕迹。
  • An overzealous security guard checked inside the baby's bottle. 一名过于尽职的保安打开了婴儿的奶瓶来查看。
0 else BqIxS     
adj.别的；adv.其他，另外
参考例句：
  • Would you try something else?你要试试别的吗？
  • Find somewhere else to sleep.找别的地方睡觉去。