A Dinner Conversation

时间：2010-06-02 02:02:00

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    One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner:
    WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
    MAN: Definitely¹ not!
    WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
    MAN: Of course I do.
    WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
    MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
    WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)MAN: (makes audible groan)WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
    MAN: Where else would we sleep?
    WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures ofher?
    MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
    WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
    MAN: She can't use them; she's left-handed².
    WOMAN: - - - silence - - -MAN: shit. shit. shit.....

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1 definitely
adv.一定地，肯定地；明确地，确切地
参考例句：
The team will definitely lose if he doesn't play.如果他不参加比赛，这个队肯定会输。 I shall definitely be home before six o'clock.6点以前，我一定回家。

2 left-handed
adj.左手的；用左手的
参考例句：
She played left-handed to give her opponent a fair chance.她用左手进行比赛以给对手一个较大的机会。 If you do most things with your left hand, you are left-handed.如果你用左手做大部分事情，你就是左撇子。