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时间：2011-10-04 03:26:28

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There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him.
Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.''

So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution."

''Why?' asked the head nurse.

"Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

 


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0 body mRhy2     
n.身体，躯体；车身，船身；正文，主要部分
参考例句：
  • The young man has a strong body.这个年轻人有一副强壮的身体。
  • We'd better take good care of ourselves to have a healthy body.我们还是照顾好自己，保持身体健康的好。
0 born 8xkzhH     
v.动词bear的过去分词；adj.出生的，与生俱来的
参考例句：
  • The baby can cry as soon as he is born.婴儿生下来就会哭。
  • I feel as if I had been born again.我有一种再生之感。
0 chief Eboym     
n.领袖，酋长，长官，主要部分；adj.主要的，首位的
参考例句：
  • Can you name the chief rivers of China?你能列举出中国的主要河流吗？
  • He is my old chief.他是我的老上级。
0 doctor A8zyp     
n.医生；博士；vt.篡改，对…做手脚
参考例句：
  • Mr.Smith is a doctor of laws.史密斯先生是法学博士。
  • He must be a doctor.他一定是个大夫。
0 even EiUzR     
adj.平坦的，偶数的，相等的；adv.甚至，恰好，正当
参考例句：
  • It was cold yesterday,but it's even colder today. 昨天冷，今天更冷了。
  • He's the best teacher even though he has the least experience.尽管他经验最少，但教得最好。
0 half LemzT     
n./adj.半，一半，半个
参考例句：
  • Half of six is three.六的一半是三。
  • Half of the students go to school early.一半的学生上学早。
0 hospital IccxB     
n.医院
参考例句：
  • Please take me to the hospital.请送我到医院。
  • She found herself in hospital.发现自己躺在医院里。
0 institution ERrzw     
n.(慈善、宗教等性质的)公共机构；学校
参考例句：
  • Bank is a financial institution.银行是一种金融机构。
  • This is a newly established institution.这是一个新设立的机构。
0 mental iCix0     
adj.精神的，思想的，内心的；智力的，脑力的；精神病的
参考例句：
  • A mental hospital has just been set up here. 这里刚刚建成一座精神病医院。
  • He has some mental problems. 他有心理上的问题。
0 nurse eHzxM     
n.护士；褓姆，奶妈；v.看护，照顾；栽培
参考例句：
  • How long have you been a nurse?你当护士几年了？
  • She is dressed in white like a nurse.她穿着白衣服，像个护士。
0 nurses d5c0c340faaebee9136db2d9801d288b     
n.护士( nurse的名词复数 )；保育员，保姆v.护理( nurse的第三人称单数 )；照料；喂；吃奶
参考例句：
  • Nurses complain of being overworked and underpaid . 护士抱怨工作劳累过度而报酬过低。
  • The nurses are instructed not to consort with their patients. 护士得到指示不得与病人交往。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 nuts 8749246c850dfc40522ab007e5424898     
adj.发疯的；傻的；热爱的；迷恋的n.螺母（ nut的名词复数 ）；坚果；对…着迷的人；疯子
参考例句：
  • Birds feed on nuts and berries in the winter. 鸟类靠坚果和浆果过冬。
  • First loosen the nuts, then take off the wheel. 先松开螺母，然后卸下车轮。
0 obviously uIKxo     
adv.显然；明白地
参考例句：
  • Obviously they were putting him to a severe test.显然他们是在给他以严峻的考验。
  • Obviously he was lying.显然他是在撒谎。
0 odd P5szQ     
adj.奇特的；临时的；奇数的；n.[pl.]机会
参考例句：
  • She looks a bit odd.I wonder what has happened to her.她的神色有些异样，不知出了什么事。
  • He's an odd character and no mistake!他的确是个怪人！
0 pounds f831a238f61d9607a6ab72947887e7f3     
n.英镑( pound的名词复数 )；磅；敲打；重击声v.连续重击( pound的第三人称单数 )；咚咚地走；（持续地）苦干；（驾舟时）拍打（水面）
参考例句：
  • The paper got clobbered with libel damages of half a million pounds. 这家报纸被罚以五十万英镑的诽谤损害赔偿金。
  • He donated thousands of pounds to charity. 他向慈善事业捐款数千英镑。
0 replied f5ebc4996f23125ce7224d2fca606f4d     
v.[法律]（原告对被告）答辩( reply的过去式和过去分词 )；反响；作答；（以行动）做出反应
参考例句：
  • She replied in a measured tone to his threat. 她以很有分寸的语气回答了他的威胁。
  • I gathered from the way she replied that she wasn't very enthusiastic. 从她回答的语气判断，我觉得她不很热心。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 said IYtxh     
v.动词say的过去式、过去分词
参考例句：
  • He said to me that he could not come.他对我说他不能来。
  • He said to his mother that he would do it by himself.他对他的母亲说他将自己独立做那件事。
0 surgeon mHYz9     
n.外科医生，军医，船上的医生
参考例句：
  • His injuries were not such as to need a surgeon.他的伤还不是那种需要外科医生治的伤。
  • The surgeon is now operating.外科医生正在做手术。
0 thing eq7yH     
n.事物，东西，物，用品；事，事件，情况；行为；特征
参考例句：
  • All work and no play isn't a good thing.只工作不玩耍不是件好事。
  • For one thing there isn't time, for another we haven't enough money.首先我们没有时间，其次我们没有足够的钱。
0 took indwq     
vt.带，载(take的过去式)
参考例句：
  • I took my dog for a walk along the river.我带着狗沿那条河散步。
  • It took me about two hours to cook the meat.我花了大约两个小时来煮这些肉。
0 was bglwv     
v.(is,am的过去式)是，在
参考例句：
  • He said he was right.他说他是正确的。
  • He was cold and hungry.他又冷又饿。
0 weighed 82031b873f6b08a98fab63020ec2c68e     
v.称…的重量( weigh的过去式和过去分词 )；重达；权衡，考虑；有…重
参考例句：
  • The baby weighed three kilos at birth . 婴儿出生时体重为三公斤。
  • The branches of the trees were weighed down by snow. 这些树的树枝被雪压弯了。 来自《简明英汉词典》
0 wrong ufQwG     
adj.错误的，有毛病的
参考例句：
  • What's wrong with your ears?你的耳朵有什么问题？
  • She married the wrong person.她嫁错了人。