英语笑话：English Joke - Looking for a Wife

（单词翻译）

Fred is 32 years old and he is still single¹.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married²? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife³?"
Fred replied⁴, "Actually⁵, I've found⁶ many women that I have wanted to marry⁷, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got⁸ the perfect⁹ solution¹⁰, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few¹¹ months later¹² they meet again and his friend says, "Did¹³ you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown¹⁴ on his face, Fred answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was¹⁵ just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said¹⁶, "Then what's the problem¹⁷?"
Fred replied, "My father doesn't like her."