英语笑话：Breast enhancement 丰胸

（单词翻译）

Breast enhancement

A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breasts. He tells her, "Honey，you don't need surgery for that. She asks,"Then how do I do it?" "Just mb toilet paper between them, he says. She replies, "How does that make them bigger?" He answers, "I don't know, but it worked for your ass¹."

Notes:

1.A woman tells her husband she wants to have surgery to enlarge her breaste.
有一个女人和她丈夫说她想去做隆胸手术。
breast和chest都可以指胸部，若想要明确地表示男人 或女人的乳房，则可用breast;若要表示胸腔，则可用 chest。
2.He tells her, "Honey，you don't need surgery for that."
他告诉地说：“亲爱的.你不需要为了那个动手木。”
3.She asks, "Then how do I do it?"
她问道：“那么我要怎么做？”
“then”在这里有“如果是那样的话，那么”的意思，它也 可以放在句尾，如：How do I do it, then?
4. "Just rub toilet paper between them。"he says.
他说广只要用卫生紙在它们之间摩擦就可以了。”
只要是有摩擦的动作，通常都可以用mb这个词，如：摩擦双手、揉眼睛.擦药(化妆品）、擦盘子等。
toilet paper 卫生纸
5.She replies, "How does that make them bigger?"
她回答：“那怎么让它们变大？”
“make +人(物)+形容同或名词”表示“使某人或物变得 …或成为…”，如：His behavior made me angry.他的行为使 我生气。He made her his personal assistant.他让她成为他的 私人助理。
6,He answers, "I don't know, but it worked for your ass." 他回答道：“我不知道，但是它对你的屁股很有效。”
丈夫借此机会嘲讽老婆的屁股大。