改变生活从远离那些不靠谱的朋友开始

Toxic¹ friends complicate² your life.  These people are more than a nuisance, they’re parasitic³.  Precious time slips away as you deal with their negativity; and you’re left wondering why you feel so despondent⁴.  If you’re ready to simplify your life, you can’t condone⁵ these toxic friendships any longer.

What Toxic Friends Do

1. They drain you. – You feel psychologically and emotionally depleted⁶ after spending time with them, instead of uplifted.  (Read Emotional Blackmail⁷.)

2. They are unsupportive. – You’re afraid to tell them about new, important aspects of your life because they’ve been unsupportive or downright rude about your ideas in the past.

3. They are up to no good. – They regularly partake in activities that are morally unjust.

4. Their values and interests are opposite to your own. – Dissimilar value systems often mix like oil and water.  This doesn’t necessarily mean the other person is wrong, it just means they aren’t right for you.

5. They are unreliable. – They always break their promises.

6. They only contact you when they need something. – Otherwise you never hear from them.

7. They aren’t meeting you halfway⁸. – If you are always the one calling your friend to make plans and going out of your way to be with them, but they never return the favor and attempt to go out of her way for you, there’s a problem.

8. They are jealous of you. – Jealousy⁹ is:  “I want what you have and I want to take it away from you.”

9. They have zero ambition. – Beware; a lack of ambition can be contagious¹⁰.  As the saying goes, “You can’t soar like an eagle when you hang out with turkeys.”

10. They constantly drive you to moments of insanity¹¹. – You catch yourself daydreaming¹² about how good it would feel to throw a banana cream pie in their face.

My Story of Toxicity¹³

Here’s why I know how bad these friendships can be:  I’ve been on both sides of the court.  Yeah, I have my share of victim stories about friends who were friends only if I agreed with them and gave them the spotlight¹⁴.  I’ve got tales of woe¹⁵ about past friends who were fabulous¹⁶ and fun, provided I didn’t try to cut into their time by (gasp!) spending time alone and having other friendships.  (You know, having a life outside of them?)

But the truth is I’ve also been a terrible friend at times, and I realize this.  In the past I have neglected some friendships by relying on the other person to stay in touch instead of reaching out myself.  Some of these friendships withered¹⁷ away over time because of my toxic behavior.  Bottom line:  Toxicity is a two-way street – you have to be a good friend too.  (Hold this thought; we’ll come back to it.)

How to End a Toxic Friendship

In my experience there are two ways to end a toxic friendship:  quickly and painfully or slowly and awkwardly.  Neither is fun, neither is neat, and neither is easy.

If you still want to keep this person in your life, just to a lesser¹⁸ degree:

1. Stop responding to fake crisis calls. – If you don’t drop everything to take their “I’m so devastated¹⁹!  My boss gave me a look that I think means he secretly hates me and that jerk from marketing²⁰ wore the same shirt as me” calls, they’ll find someone else who will.  Or they’ll deal with it.  Either way, it’s okay to step back and get off the first alert calling list for non-emergencies.

2. Take positive control of negative conversations. – It’s okay to change the topic, talk about you, or steer²¹ conversations away from pity parties and self-absorbed sagas²².  Be willing to disagree with them and deal with the consequences.

3. Demonstrate that you won’t be insulted or belittled²³. – To be honest, I’ve never had much luck trying to call toxic people out when they’ve insulted me.  The best response I’ve gotten is, “I’m sorry you took what I said so personally.”  Much more effective has been ending conversations with sickening sweetness or just plain abruptness²⁴.  The message is clear:  There is no reward for subtle digs and no games will be played at your end.  (Read In Sheep’s Clothing.)

4. Be brutally²⁵ honest. – Some people really don’t recognize their own toxic tendencies or their inconsiderate behavior.  You can actually tell a person, “I feel like you ignore me until you need something.”  You can also be honest if their overly negative attitude is what’s driving you away:  “I’m trying to focus on positive things.  What’s something good that we can talk about?”  It may work and it may not, but your honesty will ensure that any friendship that continues forward is built on mutually beneficial ground.

If you just want to completely end your relationship with the person in question:

1. Stop taking their calls completely. – If you’re stuck seeing them on a regular basis, like a coworker, keep things on a purely²⁶ professional level.  Find a reason to leave and excuse yourself as needed.  It’s passive aggressive to expect avoidance to handle the problem, but it’s an important component²⁷.  You can’t cut ties if you still chat on a regular basis.

2. Firmly tell them you’ve had enough. – If you’ve decided²⁸ it’s time to cut a truly toxic influence out of your life, you can let them know honestly (without being cruel).  “I just can’t be friends with you right now” isn’t fun to hear, but it has the benefit of putting everybody on the same page.

3. Make new friends worth having. – Seriously!  Give your time to friends you connect with and enjoy.  The long shadows of toxic friends shrink considerably²⁹ when you’ve got better things to do with your time than worry about their negativity.

Finally, Be a Good Friend

It doesn’t help to cut toxic friends out of your life if you’re not ready to foster quality friendships.  On occasion, you may find that the toxicity of a friendship drains away when you start being a better friend yourself.  Honestly, I’m not trying to preach; this is something I’m working on in my life.

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