英文幽默笑话：一睡醒，你就被炒鱿鱼了

时间：2016-06-29 04:35:35

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Our co-worker went missing¹ for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. As long as you're asleep, it read, you have a job. But as soon as you wake up, you're fired.

　　我的同事有好几小时不见人了。我们疯了地到处找他。最后老板发现，他正在睡大觉。没叫醒他，老板悄无声息地在我的同事的胸前放了个纸条。睡觉时，条上写着，你是我的员工，醒来你就不是了。

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1 missing
adj.遗失的，缺少的，失踪的
参考例句：
Check the tools and see if anything is missing.检点一下工具，看有无丢失。 All the others are here;he's the only one missing.别人都来了，就短他一个。