英语笑话听力+文本：What is the bad news?坏消息呢

（单词翻译）

A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results. "Well Mr. Jones, I have some good news & some bad news for you. The good news is that you have only 24hrs to live. "That's the good news?" wails¹ Jones, "What is the bad news?" The Doctor gives a sheepish grin and says, "I should have told you yesterday!!!"

小伙子去医院询问诊断结果。“琼斯先生，我要告诉你一个好消息和一个坏消息，好消息是你只能活24小时了。”“这是好消息？”琼斯惨叫了一声，“那么坏消息呢？”医生苦笑一声：“我应该昨天告诉你这些的。”