英语笑话听力+文本：Waiting Room候诊室

（单词翻译）

Waiting Room
候诊室

There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born. The first nurse comes out and tells the first father, "Congratulations¹ you're the father of twins!" He says, “Great! I am the manager for the Minnesota Twins.” The second nurse comes out and tells the second father, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets”! He says, "That's cool! I work for 3M." The third father opens the window and jumps out. The third nurse comes out, and asks, “Where's the third father?" One of the other fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window.” The nurse asks, "Why?" He replied, "He works² for Seven Up!"

三位父亲在候诊室等候孩子的出生。第一个护士出来对第一位父亲说：“恭喜，你是一对双胞胎的父亲了！”父亲说：“太棒了，我正好是明尼苏达兄弟公司的经理。”第二个护士出来对第二位父亲说：“恭喜，你的孩子是三胞胎！”父亲说：“太好了，我正好是在３Ｍ公司工作。”第三位父亲打开窗户跳出去了。这时第三个护士出来了，问：“第三位父亲去哪了？”另外两个父亲其中的一个说：“噢他从窗户跳出去了。”护士问：“为什么呢？”“他在７Ｕp公司上班。”