英语笑话听力+文本：DUI violation酒后驾车

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DUI violation¹
酒后驾车

Late one night a police officer was patrolling a rowdy bar to anticipate possible DUI violations². At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb³, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling⁴ around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him and turned on his light and pulled the driver over, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test. The test results showed a reading of 0.00. The puzzled officer demanded to know how could that be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy!"

一天深夜，一名警察去一个经常有人闹事的酒吧门口巡逻，为了避免有酒后驾车的情况发生。酒吧打烊了，他看见一个家伙跌跌撞撞的跑出来，一下摔在路边，随后又用钥匙试着开了五辆车的门才找到他自己的车。坐进车里，好几分钟他又都是在摸着那些钥匙。这时人们都从酒吧出来并且开车走了。最后他也发动了车子准备开走，警察已经等这个机会很久了，他打开灯，把司机从车里拉出来，给他宣读了他所享有的法定权利，然后作了酒精的测试。测试的结果是零，于是困惑的警察问他是为什么，司机说：“今晚他们派我当诱饵。”