英语笑话听力+文本：How Long, Doctor? 要多久,医生?

（单词翻译）

When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.

Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned¹ surgeon. You're the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy."

手术后第二天，外科医生去看他的金发碧眼的美女病人，她有点吞吞吐吐地问他多久以后她能恢复性生活。

“啊，我真的从来没想过这点！”医生万分惊谔，“你是第一个做了扁桃体切除手术后问我这种问题的人！”