《美少女的谎言》第40期:配合一下

（单词翻译）

So, you want to come up to my room?

你愿意去我的房间吗

I can't do this.

我做不到

But you make me so hot.

但你让我很兴奋

No, I mean, I can't do this with you.

不 我是说 对你 我做不到

Girls like her don't approach guys like me.

像她那样的女孩从不接近像我这样的男孩

Unless they have

除非她们

deep-seated self-esteem issues

非常自卑

and a serious drinking problem.

而且还酗酒

Just play along, Lucas.

配合一下吧 卢卡斯

This is embarrassing. Why?

这太尴尬了 为什么

Because I don't need to know how to rebuff the advances

因为我不需要知道怎么去回绝

of a genetic¹ splice² between Barbie and Shakira.

芭比公主或者夏奇拉的邀请

It's just never gonna happen.

因为这永远不可能发生

The point of this is to be prepared

这只是为了让你在这种情形

for the situation when it does arise--

真的发生时有所准备

Mr. Mazarra, let's look at the facts.

玛兹拉老师 看看我

I have the upper-body strength of screech³,

我上身完全没有肌肉

and I spend my weekends playing Wii... alone.

周末我一个人宅在家玩游戏机

I think my virginity is pretty well safeguarded.

我想我会失去处子之身的可能性微乎其微

Both of you, start again.

你们俩 重来

So, you wanna come up to my room?

你愿意去我房间吗