老友记精校版第1季 第48期:洗衣服(1)

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Monica:Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal.

你别争了好吗？这没什么了不起的。

Ross:Not that big a deal? It's amazing.Okay, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver¹, and bam, a bra, right out the sleeve.All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right here?

没什么了不起的？简直太神了。好吧，你们只不过把手伸进去，用点小技巧，嘭，就把胸罩从袖子里抽出来了。据我所知，男的能做的简直没法比，我说得对不对？

Rachel:Oh, come on! You guys can pee standing² up.

拜托，男的可以站着尿尿！

Chandler:We can? Okay, I'm trying that.

我们可以？好吧，我要试试。

Joey:Oh, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts anytime they want.You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.

你知道什么令我嫉妒吗？女人随时都可以看自己的胸。一低头就看见了。我都不知道你们怎么能专心工作？

Phoebe:Oh, okay, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.

哦，好，你知道我搞不懂什么吗？男人可以做很多下流的事情，事后也毫不在乎。

Ross:Multiple orgasms!

多重高潮。

Chandler: There you go.

正解。

Chandler:So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Saturday night!

星期六之夜，重要之夜，约会之夜，星期六之夜，星期-六-之夜！

Joey:No plans, huh?

没安排，哈？　

Chandler: Not a one.

完全没有。

Ross:Not even, say, breaking up with Janice? Chandler: Oh, right, right. Shut up!

甚至像和Janice分手这样的安排都没有？哦，对，对，闭嘴。

Monica:Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. Except for Kevin Nomore. May he rot in hell³. You just gotta do it.

Chandler，没有人喜欢和别人谈分手。除了拜拜Kevin。愿他烂在地狱里。你还是得去做啊。

Chandler:No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know?I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, there's a horrible awkward⁴ moment when you've handed her the note.You try to, you know, run out of the restaurant before she's actually finished the note.

不，我知道，但是就是太难了，你想？我的意思是，你和她一起坐在那儿，她都不知道要发生什么，然后你终于鼓起勇气，之后就是把纸条递给她的超级尴尬时刻。然后你就，你懂的，准备在她看明白纸条之前赶快跑出饭店。

Joey:Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling.

你为什么一定要跟她分手？男人点，别再打给她就行了。