老友记精校版第1季 第87期:祖母死了两回(1)

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Shelley:Hey gorgeous¹, how's it going?

嗨，帅哥，你怎么样？

Chandler:Dehydrated Japanese noodles under fluorescent² lights...does it get better than this?

在荧火灯下吃日本方便面…我能有多好？

Shelley:Question. You're not dating anybody, are you, because I met somebody who would be perfect for you.

问个问题。你没有约会对象，是吧，因为我碰到个人与你非常般配。

Chandler:Ah, you say perfect might be a problem. Had you said 'codependent', or 'selfdestructive'...

额，说"完美"也许有点不恰当。你如果说"相互依靠"，或者"自我毁灭"的话...

Shelley:Do you want a date Saturday? Chandler: Yes please.

你想星期六约会吗？是的，拜托了。

Shelley:Okay. He's cute, he's funny, he's...Chandler: He's a he?

好的。他很帅，很风趣，他...... 他是男的？

Shelley:Well yeah!...Oh God. I just I thought...Good, Shelley. OK! I'm just gonna go flush³ myself down the toilet now. Okay, byebye...

是的！…哦天呐。我只是我以为......好的，Shelley。我现在只想去把自己冲进下水道…好的，再见…...

Chandler: Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that.I mean, is that ridiculous⁴? Can you believe she actually thought that?

从那以后就没心情吃面条了。我意思是，那不荒谬吗？你能相信她真那样想吗？

Rachel:Um...yeah...Well, I mean, when I first met you, y'know, I thought maybe, possibly, you might be...

呃…对，恩，我是说，我第一次见到你时，要知道，我想也许，可能，你也许是…...

Chandler:You did?

你原来以为？

Rachel:Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts⁵, so then I figured maybe not.

对，不过随后你在Phoebe的整个生日派对上都盯着我的胸部谈话。所以我想你也许不是。

Chandler:Huh. Did, uh...any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?

恩。呃…你们当中还有其他人第一次见到我时那样想过吗？

Monica:I did. Phoebe: Yeah, I think so, yeah.

我想过。是，我想是的，对。

Joey:Not me.

我没有。

Ross:Nono, me neither.Although, uh...you know, back in college, Susan Saladore did.

不不，我也没有。虽然，你知道，大学时代的苏珊这样认为。

Chandler: You're kidding! Did you tell her I wasn't?

开什么玩笑！你告诉她我不是了吗？

Ross: No....