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（单词翻译）

Hello! Who’s in there?

Hello！谁在里面？

How ya doin’?

你好！

Who the hell are you?

你到底是谁？

I guess you wouldn’t believe me if I said I was Kirk Douglas, huh?

如果我说是Kurt Douglas，你肯定不信，是吧？

Put some pants on kid so I can kick your butt¹.

穿上裤子，我要踢你屁股。

No-no-no, no, no, wait. You see, you don’t understand. I’m an actor, Joey Tribbiani, I’m doing a scene with you today, and well, I stink².

别-别-别，等一下，你瞧，你不知道，我是个演员。Joey Tribbiani，我今天和你配戏，可我太臭了

you’re in this picture?

你也有戏？

Yeah-yeah, I’m one of the cops that won’t work with you ‘cause you a loose cannon³. Anyway, look, I’m really sorry, but I stink!

是，戏里你的倔脾气得罪了所有警察，我演警察甲对不起，实在对不起，我太臭了。

Joey, right? Joey，

是吧？

Yeah.

是的。

every actor at one time or another—opp!

每个演员总有时候会。。。。。。噢！

Every actor thinks he stinks⁴, even Lawrence Oliver at sometimes thought he stank⁵, Bob Redford won’t even watch himself.

会觉得自己很臭，就算是Lawrence Oliver也一样，Bob Redford甚至都不敢正眼瞧自个儿。

Oh no-no-no, you don’t understand…

噢，不-不-不，你没明白我。。。。。。

Listen to me!

听我说！

Oh yeah, yeah.

好的，好的。

I don’t know one actor worth his salt that didn’t say at one time or another, "God, I stink!"

我就不相信任何一个称职的演员，在他整个事业期里就从没说过：“天哪，我太臭了！”

Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk⁶ the place up.

我刚在外面演了一场戏，还不是弄得一团糟。

But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you mightstink,

可是，最重要的是你要记住的，不管你觉得自己有多臭，

You must never, ever burst into my dressing⁷ room and use my shower! Do youunderstand me?!

永远也别闯到我的更衣室来，用我的淋浴！你听明白了么？

Yes sir! Yes sir, I’m-I’m—(he starts to leave)

是的，是的，我这就…

Wait a minute! Take your pants.

慢着，拿上你的裤子。

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sorry I’m really sorry.

好的，好的。对不起，真的很对不起。

What a business.

演艺圈。