《绝望的主妇》精讲253

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Susan: Okay, I got to break the ice here. So you're in counseling. Big deal.

好吧，我想我该打破这里的沉默。你们在咨询婚姻顾问，没什么大不了的。

You want humiliation¹? I'll give you humiliation. I locked myself out of my house stark² naked and got caught by Mike.

你们知道什么是羞耻吗? 我告诉你什么是羞耻。 我把我自己完全赤裸地锁在门外而且正好被Mike发现。

Gabrielle: Oh, my god. When did this happen?

哦，天啊，什么时候的事情?

Susan: Today, right before the party.

今天，就在聚会之前。

Mike: What can I say? Right place, right time.

我能说什么呢? 正巧碰到了。

I think I can top that. Try getting thrown out of Disneyland for lewd³ behavior.

我想我最离谱了因为下流行为被赶出迪斯尼乐园。

What? When was this?

什么? 这又是什么时候的事啊?

Lynette: When Tom and I were first married, things got a little out of hand on Mr. Toad's wild ride.

Tom和我刚结婚的时候，有些事情变得无法控制，情不自禁

Rex: You're kidding.

你在开玩笑吧

Lynette: No. We got perp walked down main street, USA.

当然没有，我们像罪犯一样走在美国主街上。

Gabrielle: Well, since we're doing true confessions⁴, Carlos and I once broke a waterbed in Cancoon.

既然我们在做真诚忏悔。Carlos和我在渡假村弄破了一张水床。。

Mike: How'd you manage that?

你们怎么做到的?

Gabrielle: Well, he used to have a thing for spiked⁵ heels.

他以前对高跟鞋上的后跟有癖好。

Carlos: I'd just like to make it clear -- she was wearing them.

我只想说清楚 -- 她穿着它们。

Bree: Rex cries after he ejaculates.

Rex在射精后会哭。