趣味英语第200期:怎么能成为单向乐队的下一个成员

（单词翻译）

TJ Laomanu says:

TJ Laomanu问道：

"How do I become the next 1D member?"

“我怎么能成为单向乐队的下一个成员？”

I don't know how to answer that. I'm not a fan of 1D. I'm a boy.

我不知道怎么回答这个问题。我并不是单向乐队的粉丝。我是男孩。

It's people like you that are wrong with this world.

你这样的人有点儿异想天开。

You cannot become the next 1D member because, first of all, maybe you're not as good as Zayn. I'm gonna start crying.

你不能成为单向乐队的下一个成员，因为首先，也许你不如泽恩优秀。我要哭了。

Eat, sleep, and breath¹ what they did, who they are.

像他们一样吃饭、睡觉、呼吸。

Learn how to sing really well and be very cool because I think I've seen those guys and they're very neat.

了解如何将歌唱好，还要表现得很酷，我看到过这些男孩，他们非常整洁。

First and foremost², you need to be just adorable and you need to have great hair.

首先最重要的是，你要讨人喜欢，还要有漂亮的头发。

You need... you need one of these. You need the little flip³.

你需要一项技能。你要会空翻。

You've gotta be attractive⁴ and 19 and sing relatively⁵ well.

你要有吸引力，年龄19岁，歌也要唱得相对较好。

Play the guitar or do a musical thing that they like.

会弹吉他或做他们喜欢的音乐。

You need to be able to sing, you probably need to be able to play the guitar, play the drums... probably play any instrument you can.

你要能唱歌，你可能还要会弹吉他、会敲鼓……演奏你会的任何乐器。

You're gonna need a good voice or at least have a good knowledge of autotune. Have a British accent. I think you're probably gonna need that too. It makes all the American white girls go crazy.

你需要一副好嗓音，或至少要掌握电音。要有英国口音。我认为你可能也会需要这个。英国口音会让所有美国白人女孩疯狂。

Practice one of their songs that you know really well. Make a video and, I don't know, just put it out there so it can be viral so then maybe they'll see it.

挑一首你最熟悉的他们的歌曲，努力练习。制作视频，嗯，然后传上网，这样视频就会在网上流传开来，也许他们会看到。

Make YouTube videos or Vines⁶ or whatever views singing or showing your talent. Who knows? Maybe you'll get picked up.

制作YouTube视频或Vines视频，或其他任何能展示你才华的唱歌视频。谁知道呢？也许你会被选中的。

I don't think there's any way you can. 1D is now four people instead of five, but if you wanna be in a boy band, start your own. Be the next One Direction.

我认为你没有任何办法能做到。单向乐队现在有四名成员，不是成立时的五个人，但如果你想加入男生乐队，你可以成立自已的乐队。做下一个单向乐队。