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• 1.119. You May Select
• The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?"...
• 2.120.Three Men in a Boat
• Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks...
• 3.121. A Speeding Motorist
• A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded. "Yes, sir," replied the d...
• 4.122.What Color
• An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly...
• 5.123.It's Kind of Fitting
• As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found ...
• 6.124. Excellent Skills
• After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperat...
• 7.125. Maternal Instinct
• As a new father, I quickly learned the true meaning of maternal instinct. Late one night, I was summoned to the hospital to attend to one of my patien...
• 8.126.An Excellent Scheme
• After 20 years as a pilot, I became an airport manger and soon found the stress was getting to me. I needed a release and wanted to buy a motorcycle, ...
• 9.127. Easy or Not
• Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she back...
• 10.128.I Want Her to go Nuts
• Mrs. Flinders decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ...