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• 1.英语笑话听力+文本：你可以跟他们中的任何一个人结婚
• One day a girl brings home her boyfriend [00:25.52]and tells her father she wants to marry him. [00:28.60]After talking to him for a while, [00:31.22]...
• 2.英语笑话听力+文本：St Peter's question(圣彼德的问题)
• Three men, a doctor, an accountant [00:25.69]and a lawyer are dead [00:27.61]and they appear in front of St Peter. [00:30.37]St Peter tells them [00:3...
• 3.英语笑话听力+文本：Endearing terms(可爱的称呼)
• [00:19.82]Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. [00:23.50]Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife [00:27.40]by endearing te...
• 4.英语笑话听力+文本：Talking clock(会说话的钟)
• [00:19.74]While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, [00:23.84]a college student led the way into the den. [00:27.10]What is the big bras...
• 5.英语笑话听力+文本：Nobody available(谁都没空)
• [00:19.37]I was going to bed the other night [00:21.94]when my wife told me [00:23.77]that I had left the light on in the shed. [00:27.59]She could se...
• 6.英语笑话听力+文本：Stop or slow down(停止还是减速)
• [00:33.58]cop 警察，巡警 [00:38.14]run a stop sign 闯停车指示牌 [00:43.83]grief 悲痛，忧伤 [00:49.22]give somebody grief 欺负某人，伤某人的心，找某人...
• 7.英语笑话听力+文本：爸爸有多牛
• [00:26.43]brag about 吹噓 [00:30.45]boast about 自夸 [00:34.79]the Alps 阿尔卑斯山 [00:39.23]the Dead Sea 死海 [00:55.13]An Army brat was boasting abo...
• 8.英语笑话听力+文本：Captain's recording(机长的录音)
• [00:13.79]Captain's recording [00:15.83]机长的录音 [00:18.83]This is your captain speaking. [00:21.61]On behalf of my crew... [00:23.91]I'd like to we...
• 9.英语笑话听力+文本：Mental deficiency(智力缺陷)
• [00:13.73]Mental deficiency [00:16.10]智力缺陷 [00:19.02]Would you mind telling me, Doctor, [00:22.09]Bob asked... [00:23.67]how you detect a mental d...
• 10.英语笑话听力+文本：Beware of Dog!(小心有狗)
• [00:13.88]Beware of Dog! [00:16.14]小心有狗! [00:18.98]As a stranger entered a little country store, [00:23.11]he noticed a sign warning, [00:26.15]Da...