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• 1.英语笑话听力+文本：Skinny Dipping 裸泳
• One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher, Mrs. Smith, emerging from nude bathing. When Mrs. Smi...
• 2.英语笑话听力+文本：I Lost 我输了
• It was at a five oclock tea． A young man came to the hostess to apologize for his lateness． So good of you to come， Mr．Jones，and where is your br...
• 3.英语笑话听力+文本：MOSES & JESUS 摩西和耶稣
• A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice JESUS is watching you. He looks around with his...
• 4.英语笑话听力+文本：The best answer 最佳答案
• A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which...
• 5.英语笑话听力+文本：Mommy is hitting the bottle
• A woman was trying hard to get the catsup to come out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year-old daughter to ans...
• 6.英语笑话听力+文本：from America 它们是从美国带来的
• Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars...
• 7.英语笑话听力+文本：Headstone "Strange"的墓石
• A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. ...
• 8.英语笑话听力+文本：你停止打你老婆了吗?
• This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses． One witness rather tended to preface hi...
• 9.英语笑话听力+文本：我要表现得象位女士
• One day when womens dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store， a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon fo...
• 10.英语笑话听力+文本：How Long, Doctor? 要多久,医生?
• When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she...