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• 1.英语笑话听力+文本：A good chess player 优秀象棋手
• 一男士去拜访一位朋友，令他惊讶的是，他朋友竟然在和他的狗下象棋。 他惊讶地看了会棋局，我几乎无法相信自己的眼睛！他叫道，这是我见过的最聪明的狗了。 不，...
• 2.英语笑话听力+文本：do remember not to smoke 记得别吸烟
• 候诊室里坐着一位忧心忡忡的病人，当医生传唤他时，他满面愁容地说：医生，怎么办？我昨天误喝下一瓶汽油！ 医生回答他说：喔..沒关系啦！记得这几天不要抽烟！...
• 3.英语笑话听力+文本：A Smart Housewife 聪明的家庭主妇
• 一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：那太好了！一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话...
• 4.英语笑话听力+文本：Photo of my wife我老婆的照片
• Photo of my wife 我老婆的照片 A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the dri...
• 5.英语笑话听力+文本：Angel Frost 天使的冷淡
• [00:42.18]frost 冰冻 [00:46.29]beverage 液体饮料 [00:49.71]brunch 早午餐 [00:53.93]blender 搅拌机 [01:00.89]SERVINGS 4-6 4-6人份 [01:04.91]CATEGORY Be...
• 6.英语笑话听力+文本：Problem with gas放屁的问题
• Problem with gas 放屁的问题 A little old lady goes to the doctor ... and says, Doctor, I have this problem with gas, but it doesn't really bother me t...
• 7.英语笑话听力+文本：Don't sell that cow别卖那头牛
• Don't sell that cow 别卖那头牛 The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her...
• 8.英语笑话听力+文本：DUI violation酒后驾车
• DUI violation 酒后驾车 Late one night a police officer was patrolling a rowdy bar to anticipate possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fel...
• 9.英语笑话听力+文本：Einstein and God爱因斯坦与上帝
• Einstein and God 爱因斯坦与上帝 Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord...God, what d...
• 10.英语笑话听力+文本：E-mail电子邮件
• E-mail 电子邮件 A man left for a vacation to Jamaica. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached...