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• 1.英语沙龙：新 贵
• Fresh Richer A fresh richer is purchasing coffin in the store for the death．A person asks him：Which one is better？He says：Of course the zinc1)－fi...
• 2.英语沙龙：华盛顿与樱桃树
• A new Version of Washington and Cherry Tree Mr．Washington looked at the cherry tree and scratched his chin．Now George，he said to his son，Are you s...
• 3.英语沙龙：《独立宣言》是在哪儿签字的?
• Where the Declaration of Independence was signed? Teacher：Who knows where the Declaration of In dependence was signed？ Student：I know，I know．At t...
• 4.英语沙龙：谁可恶
• Who is Disgusting First:My neighbor is very disgusting,who moved here recently,he rang the bell of my house with a rush late at night. Second:It is di...
• 5.英语沙龙：尝 试
• Nice Try My wife and I were stopped by a state policeman. He started to write up a speeding ticket. My wife, whos a hair stylist, said, If you let us ...
• 6.英语沙龙：他一定有台电脑
• He must have a computer A mother was teaching her ５-year-old son about God. Do you know, she said to him one day, that God knows where everybody is a...
• 7.英语沙龙：闪电不用付钱
• You dont have to pay for lightning Teacher：Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity？ Student：You don t have to pay for ligh...
• 8.英语沙龙：诚 实
• Honesty A man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer.The following exchange takes place... Man:What's the problem,officer? Officer:You were ...
• 9.英语沙龙：童言无忌
• The Things Kids Say One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed．She was about to turn off the light ...
• 10.英语沙龙：不要告诉她
• Dont tell her Two twins went to the kindergarten．Who's the elder and who's the younger one？ asked a nurse． One of them winked and said，Elder broth...