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• 1.Scales
• A lady noticed her husband standing on the bathroom scale(秤）, sucking （往回吸，收腹）in his stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this...
• 2.Flower & Rice
• Two Americans laid a wreath (花圈）on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice on the grave of a countryman. One American asked, When...
• 3.Life flashing before my eyes
• Pete: The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I'd ever done came in...
• 4.Desperation
• One night, as a couple laid down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. The wife turned over and sai...
• 5.A Natural Process
• A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming（涂上泡沫） him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around th...
• 6.Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson On a Camping and Hiking T
• Holmes and Watson had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, Watson, look up. What do you see? Well, I see thousands of ...
• 7.Irish Family Custom
• An Irishman walked into a bar in Dublin. He ordered three pints of Guinness(英国产强性黑啤酒之一种, 其商标名), sat in the back of the room, and drank ...
• 8.Boy's Viewpoint
• A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group ofhappy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at thebott...
• 9.dead turtle
• Mommy, my turtle is dead, the little boy, Myrddin, sorrowfully told his mother, holding the turtle out to her in his hand. The mother kissed him on th...
• 10.Pain Transference
• A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that wo...