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• 1.Spaghetti
• A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she toldhim she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse asum of...
• 2.80 years old
• An 80-year-old woman married an 85-year-old man. After about 6 months together the woman wasn't feeling well and she went to her doctor. The doctor ex...
• 3.Breaking Wind
• There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty years. The only friction in their marriage was caused by the husband'...
• 4.Yes, There is
• My wife came home yesterday and said, Honey, the car won't start, but I know what the problem is.I asked her what it was, and she told me there was wa...
• 5.Friends
• Sam and John were out cutting wood when John cut his arm off. Sam remained calm, wrapped the arm in a plastic bag, and took the arm and John to a surg...
• 6.The Car Accident
• A man was trying to pull out of a parking place but bashed（撞击）the bumper（保险杠） of the parked car in front of him. Witnessed by a handful of pe...
• 7.Speech-recognition software
• At a recent Sacramento PC User's Group meeting, a company was demonstratingits latest speech-recognition software. A representative from the company w...
• 8.For the Sick
• A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. Mommy, she said, can we leave now?No her mother replied. Well, I think I hav...
• 9.Elderly Mother
• Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother...
• 10.An Example of Tragedy
• Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and off...