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• 1.Where did I come from?
• One day our Little niece Rita went up to her mother and asked, Mom, where did I come from?My sister in law stammered (结结巴巴地说)a bit, but finally ...
• 2.Blonde And Lawyer Quiz
• A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a...
• 3.Keys
• One day a husband was chiding (斥责）his beautiful blonde wife about leavingher keys in the ignition （点火处）of her car. If I take them out of the c...
• 4.Bean Soup
• When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. Good heavens, he said, what is this?W...
• 5.Sick and Tired
• This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her...
• 6.Chicken Breast
• Our supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up(备货，囤积）. At the store, however, she was disappoin...
• 7.A Dinner Conversation
• One night, a husband and wife were having a conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again? MAN: Definitely...
• 8.Deathly Vices
• Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexu...
• 9.The lost purse
• A lady lost her handbag in the bustle (匆匆忙忙）of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse...
• 10.Christmas Gift
• A Christmas survey showed that men spend more time looking for gifts for their bosses than for their wives, but women spend more time shopping for the...