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• 1.Laziest man
• A site foreman (工头，领班）had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change. I've got a r...
• 2.Let me in
• Little Suzie was in her bedroom when her younger brother knocked on the door. Hey! Let me in, he shouted. I can't let you in because I'm in my nightgo...
• 3.Gifts to Mom
• Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother...
• 4.Over too soon
• A man and his wife are watching a Mike Tyson boxing match on pay-per-view TV. The husband sighs and says, I'm so disappointed! It was all over in four...
• 5.Icing the cupcakes
• A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for Christmas dinner and was surprised to find his young nephew, Timmy, helping them bake some ...
• 6.Give up your seat to a lady
• Little Johnny says Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.Well, you've done the right thing, says...
• 7.'Our' not 'Your'
• At a small parish (教区）in rural New England there lived a priest, and several nuns. One day, one of the older nuns wasnoticing that the rugs （地毯...
• 8.What size?
• A man walked into a dress shop and told the clerk he wanted to buy a surprise formal evening gown (礼服, 睡袍)for his wife. What size? asked the clerk...
• 9.A Trip To Hawaii
• The California blonde was thinking of taking a vacation to Hawaii. She wondered how long the flight was, so she called Hawaiian Airlines for some info...
• 10.A Finally A Smart Blonde Joke
• A blonde walks into a New York City Bank and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5...