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• 1.Male Maturity
• When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I needed a pas...
• 2.The New Doctor
• A woman went to doctors office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as...
• 3.Reversal of Roles
• Barbara Walters did a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War. She noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet be...
• 4.Dead Seagull
• A father was at the beach with his children when the four-year-old sonran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay d...
• 5.My Wife Is Pregnant
• A man spoke frantically (疯狂地）into the phone, My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!Is this her first child? the doct...
• 6.Stupid?
• One day a college professor of Psychology was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and said,Would everyone who thinks he ...
• 7.Wife's picture
• A businessman enters a tavern(酒馆, 客栈), sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks insid...
• 8.Circle Of Life
• At age 4, success is not peeing your pants. At age 12, success is having friends. At age 20, success is having sex. At age 35, success is making money...
• 9.The motorbike accident
• There's the sad story of the poor guy who was in a terrible motorcycle accident. When he came out from under the anesthetic(麻药）, the doctor was lea...
• 10.Friend for dinner
• Honey, said this husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the di...