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• 1.I'm the boss
• The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty...
• 2.X-ray
• A young girl was told she needed an X-ray. She went in and seemed especially nervous. When she came out of the X-ray room, she told her mother, They t...
• 3.Bus load of politicians
• A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road when all of a sudden the bus ran off the road and crashedinto a tree in an old farmer's fie...
• 4.Poor snake
• An old snake goes to see his Doctor. Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can't see very well these days.The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses a...
• 5.Yesterday's dinner
• A guest in a posh (时髦的，华丽的）hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile, Good Mor...
• 6.French Class
• A French class was struggling with the problem that nouns in that languagehave gender. Was it 'le' computer or 'la' computer? The teacher dividedthe c...
• 7.Admiring the airplane necklace
• A young lady went to a dance, and she had a low-cut, strapless (无吊带的）gown （礼服）on. Around her neck she wore a little golden airplane on a long...
• 8.Saving lives
• At a pre-med (医学院预科）university in St. Louis, we had to take a difficult class in physics. One day the professor was discussing a particularly co...
• 9.Pressure
• A 104 year-old woman was being interviewed by a reporter: And what do you think is the best thing about being 104? the reporter asked. She simply repl...
• 10.Hit the floor
• On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters ata slot machine(老虎机，一种赌具）. She took a break from the slots for din...