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• 1.Looking after what's important
• A policeman noticed an old lady standing on a street corner during a sudden windstorm. She was bracing herself byholding a light post with one hand, a...
• 2.Proposing after 30 minutes
• At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her courtand flattering her outrageously. The gi...
• 3.Bible story
• A Mother was reading a Bible story to her young daughter. She read The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee（逃跑）out of the city, but ...
• 4.Bible story
• A Mother was reading a Bible story to her young daughter. She read The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee（逃跑）out of the city, but ...
• 5.Understanding men
• Men, summed up: The nice men are ugly. The handsome men are not nice. The handsome and nice men are gay. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are m...
• 6.Crusty old manager passes away
• The crusty (顽固的，脾气暴躁的）old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. I'm sorry, he's ...
• 7.Frenchmen...
• Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a genie pops out o...
• 8.Rules for surviving Web addiction
• 1. I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Web. 2.I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and n...
• 9.Shaving off his beard
• A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard. Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to...
• 10.Al Gore...
• Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at Al, chuckles and says, You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill out the window right...