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• 1.Ugly Baby
• A man sits down on a Boeing 747 next to a mother holding her new baby. Proudly showing off her baby, she turned and angled him to her companion who'd ...
• 2.Tie
• A man was crawling across the Desert dying of thirst, when a camel raced up and stopped. An Arab jumped down, opened a suitcase and said, Would you li...
• 3.Mental institution
• Darryl and Harold were in a mental institution. The place had an unusual annual contest, picking two of the bestpatients and giving them two questions...
• 4.What are men really like?
• What are men really like? Men are like.....Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money they don't generate much interest. Men are like.....Bike helmets. Han...
• 5.Cut that out
• Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them. Theydecide that when they get home, they'll do everything that the women ask. T...
• 6.Who's better satisfied?
• A person with six children or A person with $6 million? The person with six children of course. Why? Because the one with $6 million wants more....
• 7.$1 meets $20
• A one-dollar bill met a twenty-dollar bill and said, Hey, where have you been? I haven't seen you around here much.The twenty answered, I've been hang...
• 8.Upcoming wedding
• Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says, It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of...
• 9.The Gift
• It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook i...
• 10.ACADEMIC GAME
• A football coach walked into the locker room (衣帽间)before a game, looked over to his star player and said, I'm not supposed to let you play since yo...