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• 1.Graveyard Scare 墓地惊魂
• Graveyard Scare 墓地惊魂 One dark night two guys were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. When they got to...
• 2.Fat free 油是免费的
• Fat free 油是免费的 I stopped at a fast food restaurant recently. I was fascinated by a sign which offered Fat Free French Fries. I decided to give th...
• 3.E-mail 电子邮件
• E-mail 电子邮件 A man left for a vacation to Jamaica. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached...
• 4.Einstein and God 爱因斯坦与上帝
• Einstein and God 爱因斯坦与上帝 Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord...God, what d...
• 5.Waiting Room 候诊室
• Waiting Room 候诊室 There were three fathers to be in a hospital waiting room, waiting for their babies to be born. The first nurse comes out and tell...
• 6.Turn Off Your Cell Phone 关掉你的手机
• Turn Off Your Cell Phone 关掉你的手机 We went to the movie the other night. I sat in an aisle seat as I usually do, because it feels a little roomier....
• 7.Turkey and football 火鸡与足球
• Turkey and football 火鸡与足球 The pro football team had just finished their daily practice when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While t...
• 8.That's the difference 这就是区别所在
• That's the difference 这就是区别所在 A teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. yKV中国英语学习网 After a fruitless sear...
• 9.Open-book exam 开卷考试
• Open-book exam 开卷考试 ON THE DAY of our final exam at my Community College in Santa Maria, Calif., we heard that the bookstore had changed its polic...
• 10.DUI violation 酒后驾车
• DUI violation 酒后驾车 Late one night a police officer was patrolling a rowdy bar to anticipate possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fel...