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• 1.Don't sell that cow 别卖那头牛
• Don't sell that cow 别卖那头牛 The wise old Mother Superior was dying. The nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her comfortable. They gave her...
• 2.Psychiatrist 精神病医生
• Psychiatrist 精神病医生 Jerry went to a psychiatrist. Doc, he said, I've got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'...
• 3.Pa won't like it
• Pa won't like it 爸爸会不高兴的 It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. Hey W...
• 4.I would prefer the traditional service
• I would prefer the traditional service 我还是喜欢传统的仪式 A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whethe...
• 5.If Life Were Like A Computer
• If Life Were Like A Computer 假如生活是一台电脑 You could add/remove someone in your life using the control panel. You could put your kids in the recy...
• 6.How did I do?我干得怎么样？
• How did I do?我干得怎么样？ A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them t...
• 7.Talking clock　会说话的钟
• Talking clock 会说话的钟 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. What is the big brass gon...
• 8.Photo of my wife　我老婆的照片
• Photo of my wife 我老婆的照片 A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the dri...
• 9.St Peter's question　圣彼德的问题
• St Peter's question 圣彼德的问题 Three men, a doctor, an accountant and a lawyer are dead and they appear in front of St Peter. St Peter tells them th...
• 10.Honest？诚实吗？
• Honest？ 诚实吗？ Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. My name is Billy. What's yours? asked...