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1.英语笑话听力+文本：终身保修
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【生词预览】 warranty 保证， coffin 棺材， mortuary 太平间， exhume 挖出 【笑话原文】 LifetimeWarranty Afterburyinghismotherninemonthslater,aclientoft...
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2.英语笑话听力+文本：学好第二语言的重要性
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【生词预览】 cower 退缩 【笑话原文】 ASecondLanguageAcatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaring...
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3.英语笑话听力+文本：哪个女人
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【生词预览】 callout 大喊 【笑话原文】 Whichwoman? OneeveningIdrovemyhusband'scartotheshoppingmall.Onmyreturn,Inoticedthathowdustytheoutsideofhiscarwa...
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4.英语笑话听力+文本：半价买房
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【生词预览】 fortune 运气， enable 使能够 【笑话原文】 HalfPriceJack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome. John:Howisthat? Jack:Theyenabledmetobuyt...
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5.英语笑话听力+文本：Punishment 惩罚
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Aten-year-oldstudentasked,Teacher ， wouldyoupunishmeforsomethingIdidn tdo? Ofcoursenot,theteacherreplied. Thekidsaid ， Good ， becauseIdidn'tdomyhom...
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6.英语笑话听力+文本：我在哪里
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【生词预览】 countryside 乡下 【笑话原文】 WhereAmI? AnEnglishmanlosthiswaywhilehewasdrivinginthecountryside.Hesawafarmerworkinginthefieldnearby,sohew...
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7.英语笑话听力+文本：Write in the Dark 在黑暗中写字
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Akidaskedhisdad,Hey,Pop,canyouwriteinthedark? Thedadanswered,Sure.Whatdoyouwantmetowrite? Theboysaid,Yournameonthisreportcard. Notes: 1.Akidaskedhisda...
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8.英语笑话听力+文本：What's she like?她什么样子？
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Alittlegirlwaslost ， soshewentuptoapolicemanandsaid,I'velostmymom! Thecopsaid,What'sshelike? Thelittlegirlreplied,Shoppingandgossiping! Notes: 1.Alit...
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9.英语笑话听力+文本：Math Test 数学考试
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Alittleboytoldhisdadheflunkedhismathtest. Thefatheraskedhissonwhy. Thekidreplied,Themathwhizwhositsnexttomewasabsentonthedayofthetest. Notes: 1.Alittl...
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10.英语笑话听力+文本：One Hundred 一百分
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Atrickygirlsaid,Mom ， Igotaonehundredinschooltoday! Themomreplied,Great,sweetie,tellmeaboutit. Thegirlreluctantlysaid,Well ， Igotatwentyinmath ， at...
