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• 1.英语笑话听力+文本：Lincoln 林肯
• Afathertoldhisson,WhenLincolnwasyouragehewalkedtenmilestoschooleveryday. Thekidreplied,Well ， whenhewasyourage ， hewaspresident! Notes: 1.Afathertol...
• 2.英语笑话听力+文本：Peep 偷看
• Aconcernedteachersaid ， IhopeIdon'tseeanyonelookingatanotherstudent'spaper. Astudentmurmuredtoanother,Wehopeyoudon'teither! Notes: 1.Aconcernedteache...
• 3.英语笑话听力+文本：Raising Kids 养育孩子
• Aboytoldhismomshewasawfulatraisingkids. Shereplied,Holdyourtongue.That'snottrue! Theboysaid,ThenwhydoyousendmetobedwhenI'mnottiredandwakemeupinthemorn...
• 4.英语笑话听力+文本：Excuse for Being Late 迟到的借口
• Anelementaryschoolteacheraskedastudentwhyhewaslate. Hereplied,Anearbysignsaid'Schoolahead,slowdown ， goslow,'sothat'swhatIdid. Notes: 1.Anelementarys...
• 5.英语笑话听力+文本：Direction Lights 方向灯
• Amanandhissonwereridinginthecar. Themansaidtohisson,Couldyoucheckandseeifthedirectionlightsareworkingonyoursideofthecar? Hissonlookedoutthewindowandsa...
• 6.英语笑话听力+文本：Last Requests 最后的请求
• Amurderer,sittingintheelectricchair,wasabouttobeexecuted. Achaplainasked,Doyouhaveanylastrequests? Themurdererreplied,Yes ， pleaseholdmyhand. Notes: ...
• 7.英语笑话听力+文本：French fries 炸薯条
• Acultleaderclaimedthathesurvivedonair. Adoubtersaid,IsawyoueatingFrenchfriesatMcDonald'syesterday. Thegurureplied,Youcan'tcallthatfood. Notes: 1.Acult...
• 8.英语笑话听力+文本：Guess 猜测
• Aguywascarryingaboxwhenhemethisfriend. Hesaid ， GuesshowmanycakesIhaveinthisbox. Headded,GuesscorrectlyandI'llgiveyoubothofthem! Notes: 1.Aguywascarr...
• 9.英语笑话听力+文本：Cross the Road 过马路
• Doyouknowwhythechickencrossedtheroad? EithertoescapeKentuckyFriedChickenorjusttogettotheotherside. Notes: 1.Doyouknowwhythechickencrossedtheroad? 你知...
• 10.英语笑话听力+文本：Sermon 布道
• Apreacheraskedhiswife,HowcanImakemycongregationpayattentiontomeduringmysermon? Sheanswered,Puttheclockrightbehindyouonthewall. Notes: 1.Apreacherasked...