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• 1.英语笑话听力+文本：Quietness 安静
• ASundayschoolteacheraskedherstudentsjustbeforeshedismissedthemtogotochurch,Whyisitnecessarytobequietinchurch? Aboyyelled ， Becausepeoplearesleeping. ...
• 2.英语笑话听力+文本：Good Girl 好女孩
• Aministeraskedalittleonethisquestion.Whatdoesyourmotherdoforyouwhenyou'vebeenagoodgirl? Shereplied,Sheletsmestayhomefromchurch. Notes: 1.Aministeraske...
• 3.英语笑话听力+文本：Jesus 耶稣
• JesuswalkedintoaHiltonHotel. Hetossedthreenailsonthecounterandasked,Canyouputmeupforthenight? Theclerkanswered,Sorry ， novacancies,butwehaveamangerou...
• 4.英语笑话听力+文本：Three nuns 三个尼姑
• Threenunsweretalkingabouttheirparishpriest. Theywerediscussinghisroom,whichtheytookturnscleaningeveryweek.Theyweresurprisedbysomethingstheyhadfound! O...
• 5.英语笑话听力+文本：Morality 道德
• Twoministerswerediscussingmorality. Onewasconvincedthemodernworldwasdeclining. Hesaid,Premaritalsexisthereasonforourdownfall. Heproudlysaid,Ididn'tsle...
• 6.英语笑话听力+文本：Donkey 驴子
• Whatcanapersonsaytocomplimentadonkey? Hey,niceass! Notes: 1.Whatcanapersonsaytocomlimentadonkey? 可以用什么样的语言来称赞一头驴呢？ complimemt 是指一...
• 7.英语笑话听力+文本：Black and White and Red 又黑又红又白
• Whattwothingsareblackandwhiteandredallover? Anunfallingdownthestairs.Asunburnedzebra. Notes: 1.Whattwothingsareblackandwhiteandredallover? 哪两样东西...
• 8.英语笑话听力+文本：A Blonde 金发美女
• Doyouknowwhattodoifablondethrowsagrenadeatyou? First,pulloutthepin.Then ， throwitback. Notes: 1.Doyouknowwhattodoifablondethrowsagrenadeatyou? 如果有...
• 9.英语笑话听力+文本：Drive-by Shooting 飞车射击
• You'llneverguesswhatmakesaclip-clop ， clip-clop ， bang,bang,clip-clop,clip-clop,clip-clopnoise. AnAmishdrive-byshooting. Notes: 1.You'llneverguesswh...
• 10.英语笑话听力+文本：Ivy League Graduates 常春藤毕业生
• HowmanyIvyLeaguegraduatesdoesittaketoscrewinalightbulb? Onlyone.Heorshegrabsthebulbandwaitsfortheworldtorevolvearoundhimorher. Notes: 1.HowmanyIvyLeag...