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• 1.英语笑话听力+文本：Catholic Priests 天主教神父
• HowmanyCatholicpriestsarerequiredtoscrewalightbulbintoitssocket? Two.Onetodothescrewing,andonetoheartheconfession. Notes: 1.HowmanyCatholicpriestsarer...
• 2.英语笑话听力+文本：Two Idiots 两个白痴
• Twoguysareoutplayinggolf. Theyseetwoothermenfishingonanearbylake. Onegolfersaystotheother,Checkoutthosetwoidiotsfishingintherain! Notes: 1.Twoguysareo...
• 3.英语笑话听力+文本：Idiot Boss 笨蛋老板
• Nowadaysmanyemployeesliketocomplainabouttheiridiotboss. Whattheydon'trealizeisthatifthestupidbosswerealittlesmarter,they'dlosetheirjobs. Notes: 1.Nowa...
• 4.英语笑话听力+文本：AM radio 调幅收音机
• Iknewaguywhoplayedhisradioonlyinthemorning. Whensomeoneaskedhimwhy ， hereplied,ThisisanAMradio. Notes: 1.Iknewaguywhoplayedhisradioonlyinthemorning. ...
• 5.英语笑话听力+文本：Waiter 服务生
• Anangrycustomerinarestaurantsaidthistoawaiter.What'sthemeaningofthiscockroachinmysoup? Hereplied,Sir ， I'mawaiter,notafortune-teller. Notes: 1.Anangr...
• 6.英语笑话听力+文本：Four-letter Word 四个字母的单词
• Apatientsaid ， Doc ， duringmyoperationIheardyouuseafour-letterwordthatscaredmeverymuch. Thesurgeonreplied ， Whatwordwasthat? Iheardyousay ， 'Oops!...
• 7.英语笑话听力+文本：Sickness 疾病
• Anintervieweraskedanapplicant ， Yourapplicationsaysyouleftyourlastjobbecauseofsickness.Couldyouexplainthat,please? Thecandidatereplied ， Sure.Myboss...
• 8.英语笑话听力+文本：Ninety Years Old 90岁
• Adoctorexaminedhispatientandsaid,Youshouldlivetobeninety. Thepatientsobbed ， Doctor,Iamninety. TheDocreplied,See?Iwasright. Notes: 1.Adoctorexaminedh...
• 9.英语笑话听力+文本：CEO 总裁
• Tomtoldhisfriend,Mybrotherhasajobwithtenthousandpeopleunderhim. Hisfriendreplied,Wow!HemustbetheCEOofacorporation. Tomsaid,No ， hecutsthegrassinaceme...
• 10.英语笑话听力+文本：Fifty Dollar Bill 五十美元
• FiftyDollarBill TheEasterBunny,anhonestlawyer,SantaClausandadrunkfindafiftydollarbilltogether. Canyouguesswhogetstokeepit? Ofcourse,it'sthedrunkbecaus...